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Last Updated: 01.07.2025 03:01
Hysterias & Posteriors
So they tried
Still no good
Then came..
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Everyone loved it.
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They put up a sign reading
Unacceptable again!
Minds and Behinds
Do you need goggles for red light therapy?
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Can you describe what it's like to live in a town known for Harley Davidson motorcycles?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Nuts and Butts
Next, they tried...
Billy Joel attempted suicide twice and fell into coma after affair with friend's wife - KOMO
So, the docs changed it to read
Just Forget it!
No go.
Loons and Moons
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Still no good.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Another attempt resulted in ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
No way
Freaks and Cheeks
If freedom of speech is absolute, how come it's not applied for private spaces and for the Internet?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
share office space ...
What is the most overrated pleasure? Why?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No, not a chance
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Thumbs down again.
Catatonics & High Colonics
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